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Tupperware I’ve got a love/hate thing with Tupperware It’s nifty I’ll agree But what to do with all those lids Would someone please tell me I’ve got so many hangin’ around I’m running out of space I try to find the proper one But it’s never in it’s place I’ve got every shape and size they make And I’m buyin’ more for sure I’m just a Tupperware junkie How much more can I endure They sell me on the “burp ‘n seal” And new colors shiny bright But all those mixed up shapely lids Are makin’ me uptight Got extra food? Give me a sec There’s a perfect bowl right here But where’s the lid that seals it now It’s gone for good I fear I think I’m gonna’ start from scratch And throw it all away ‘Cause Tupperware’s got cool new stuff Just got my catalog today Sherry Gail Heim June 23, 2002 Copyright © Sherry Gail Heim 2002

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Reviews of "Tupperware"

Reviewed by Glen Lovelace

Reviewed on July 2, 2004

Hah...good to start with a belly laugh!
Up! Up! And aWAY!
~~GDL~~

Reviewed by Victor Jensen

Reviewed on September 24, 2002

Still laughing! Trouble I have, being a bachelor, people always bying me things in plastic and sometimes I lose a lid or I take the wrong piece back.

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on June 29, 2002

sherry---absolutely loved it. nice to laugh at ourselves....or nice to laugh at you. me i buy glad,,,they cheap, this write was worth a grand, glad you found us. plz come back again. me

Reviewed by Larry Skahill

Reviewed on June 29, 2002

very funny

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen

Reviewed on June 29, 2002

I truly was thinking about doing a tupperware piece. HA I'm constantly taking food to a neighbor and she's always so worried about bringing it back right away, but I literally have three cupboards full of the stuff, and of course lids are always a problem. But how can you love a thing called TUPPER WARE? That's the funny part. Great write, enjoyed.
josie

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