Gourmet Cheese Girls (Ed's Cheesy Challenge) (poem) by SHERRY G HEIM on AuthorsDen

Gourmet Cheese Girls (Ed's Cheesy Challenge)
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I missed the challenge rules, but this is my offering on the subject of cheese and the cave people.

Gourmet Cheese Girls (Ed�s Cheesy Challenge) Parmigiano reggiano The king of all cheese But fit for a queen It simply is the bee�s knees Women eat it in private In our caves, just the girls While we soak in our baths And shampoo our curls Until we find some rich chocolate And it fills in the void We�ll eat parmigiano reggiano And it�s the men we�ll avoid Men are all really gross They are smelly old farts Who, to cover their scent Rub cheese on their �parts� They think this will lure us To come to their cave And give them the sex That those nasty beasts crave They play their dumb boy games Pull-finger-release They howl like old hound dogs As they play squeeze-the-cheese We avoid them at all costs Yep, just like the flu Instead we whip up gourmet treats Covered in rich cheesy goo We�re fat and we�re sassy We�re hairy cave fems We eat fancy cheese To sate our womanly whims You men are not welcome So just stay in your cave Leave us to our cheese wheels And the fine foods we crave Sherry Gail Heim September 30, 2007 Copyright � Sherry Gail Heim 2007

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 17, 2007

I'll Roquorfart that... Who cut the cheese?

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 2, 2007

Outstanding response!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on October 1, 2007

Sherry this is absolutely fabulous and cheezy too! Congratulations and love the idea of his and her caves too....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough

Reviewed on September 30, 2007

Sherry and Christine add some strawberries and Kathy and I will join you. Oh those men have been trying the cheesy parts game for years thinking we aren't so bright.

This is great!! Welcome to the Cheese Poem writes!!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Christine Alwin

Sherry,, This is awesome,,,We will talk over some chocolate and a good bottle of wine,,, Christine

Reviewed by Dale Clark

lol Okie Dokie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

It's no wonder you will have nothing to do with the men you describe in your verses, Sherry. They do come across as simply disgusting. (LOL) Thanks for the smiles. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

This is too funny.
But, I gotta' say - the men are welcome at Ms. Mouse's Cheese House, cause once they've been fed and had some wine - it's off to get them bathed. Whew!

Ms. Mouse

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper

Cute, cheesy, sassy, and enjoyable. LOL

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Yes! A Mighty Fine Job! Cheese it is! I wonder how many we have now, Ed? " A Little Jimmy in the Corner, Eatin'Cheese" thinks about 10? or so???maybe more!
Looks like your In girl! :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope)

Brilliant. Love the simple creative way you compose such stories. Thanks dear Sherry. Glad you are back.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Very enjoyable Sherry....

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

That not the only place us men aren't welcomed, I think its a conspiracy . . .

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Amen! I love cheeses and all of them. I miss the different kinds afforded to me when I lived in Europe, Thank you for the reminder! Excellent poem.
Susan

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

very cute! count me in!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

LOLOLOL, Sherry! This, too funny: so that's why men's parts smell. Whoooooooooooo! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Ahhhh Sherry!LOL;-) you win! You captured it all exactly the way Pee Wee Ed and his crew live;-)Bravo!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Men are all really gross
They are smelly old farts
Who, to cover their scent
Rub cheese on their �parts�

Now we're talkin - CHEESE! And there ain't no rules in the Cheese Challenge, except ya gotta write about cheese - and you've done a Mighty Fine Job!!!

Gourmet Cheese Girls (Ed�s Cheesy Challenge)

Gourmet Cheese Girls

(Ed�s Cheesy Challenge)

Parmigiano reggiano

Gourmet Cheese Girls

(Ed�s Cheesy Challenge)