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Skeeters (humor)
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Colorado,   
Skeeters bite 
Especially
When out at night.

They raise big welts,
And all the while, 
They propigate
The feared West Nile

I've given blood,
I met quota,
So off I go
To Minnesota

When seeters come,
And blood they crave,
I'll tell them I
Already gave.


(c) 2004 Henry L. Lefevre


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Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
the seeters in ny will not take no for an answer ;)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 17, 2004
Someone once told me that only the female mosquitoes bite... does this mean I should take a little check on the underside for genitals... while the damned thing orders another 'pint?' I think not! This is marvelous... and I'd think twice about Minnesota... em.. 10,000 lakes? Need I say more? LOL. katy xox.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 16, 2004
Lol! Thanks for the late night laugh.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on June 16, 2004
oh no, my sis and I are heading for Colorado at the end of the month, i thought we would be safe from the little devils out that way

Reviewed on June 16, 2004
(((Hank)))

You must have been thinking of the mosquitos in Texas or Louisiana: they have two sizes in those states: small enough to fit through the screen door, or those big enough to flat REMOVE the screen door! LOL That's what Karla says! The mosquitoes are particularly *NASty* in Tx. or Louisiana; they are MEAN!! (I once had an encounter with some "Cajun maringuoins" in Louisiana, they pegged my eye, and my eye blew up like a balloon! It really looked nasty! And it felt worse! Oh, it was AWFUL! STUPID maringuoins!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed on June 16, 2004
(((henry)))

have a good time in minnesota--i hear they're even bigger that way :)

cute write--but skeeters aren't cute--they're VICIOUS!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)


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