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Dishwater Hands?
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I'm not much good
At washing dishes
Therefore this is
What my wish is.

Use paper plates
And plastic spoons
While eating Spam
And seedless prunes.

This setting and
This menu will,
Add to life
A little thrill.

And give you authors
Much more time
To spend on prose
And penning rhyme.

(c)  Henry L. Lefevre


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 Reviews of "Dishwater Hands?"
Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2005
Wonderful Suggestions! All but the Prunes. Yuk yuk!
Great Super poem!! Superbly written!! big smiles!(c :)
Tracey xoox42(c :)

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on October 25, 2005
What fun~!! Not only are you clever, you offer good advice.
But pitch the Spam, hon'. Got more salt'n a box a Morton's.
Thanks for the smile I am smiling. H e l p s. 'Pea' <3

Reviewed by Shoma Mittra
Reviewed on October 24, 2005
I liked this :-)


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