To All the Poets and Poetessess (poem) by Micha Julian on AuthorsDen

To All the Poets and Poetessess
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A Deliberately Bad Poem... For fun! ;-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This piece was posted long ago, here until I had problems in my Den . 4 or 5 months ago & was lost-- see, it's That Bad!;-) LOL! Just telling you this, as I thought I'd enter it in the contest! Why? For Fun! (In all honesty, anyone who can actually "Read" it, er, should win a prize!) Oh, yes, and Caution: "Eye Strain May Occur"... Enjoy. I hope! :-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To All the Poets and Poetesses ( A Poem for thees'es) Oh ye the poets and poetesses Oh ye of long and short adressess'es Oh ye, Oh ye, Oh ye who write Oh ye who write from left to right Or Ye who write from right to leftessness Oh ye, Oh ye, Oh ye, Oh ye! Oh, to be of thee, Oh just to be, to be poets and poetesses like thee to be, to be, to be, to be like those who make the words I see so ever lovely, as a... 'Tree'! To be, to be, to be, to be! A 'Tree', they say could never be as 'Lovely' as your poems do be do be, do be, do be, do be! Oh! Do be a bee! A bee, a bee, a bee, a bee! Do be a bee? Do be A Bee! A bee, a-buzzing through the trees'es Not ever 'Lovely' as words of thees'es! Not even dashboards with Plastic Jesus'es! Oh, no! oh maybe, Yes, perhapseth! As maybe Lovely as the Plasticeth! Oh, yes, as some do be cars'es with dashboards Saved by Plastic gods'es! (Not everybody's gods'es, true , to be!) Oh! Some might think of gods'es as ye?! Oh ye, Oh ye, Oh ye! Oh ye of words and letters and what else ever! makes a poet or a poetess write such words and letters better than any of us else could ever! Oh, ever, ever, ever, ever! Oh, please!?! I beg, this poem is fit for all the poets and poetesses who read the best and worsest here, I cannot stand. I cannot bear that mine own ode-iousity would not be fit for thee! Oh Me! Thus, see, Oh thee, oh thee, oh thee! I, so madly, try to honor ye! Yes, ye! Oh, ye! Oh, Ye, Oh, Ye! I had'st doth do this thing for thee, My finest ode-ium for thee to see! Ye, poets and poetesses, such thee who be! Oh poem mine, Behold, Divine! Near done! So late! Yet still, I do so Dedicate This humbly writ, yet ode to ye, to ye and ye and ye and ye! And ye and ye and ye and ye and ye and ye and Alas, oh all! I Cannot fit! oh darn! Oh darn and darn and darn, Oh, woe is me! I must to endeth now, Oh gee! Thus so, I do! I do, I do, I do, I do! Now endeth this, to thee, Ye poets and poetesses That Be! Oh, woe! Oh, woe! I must to go! Though how I do not wan'st to go. I Must to go, to go, to go, to go! I fear this went and reached the end, the end, the end, the end, the end! the end, the end, the end, the end! THE END ** "Do Not try this at home!"

Reviewed by Tami Ryan

Reviewed on March 23, 2004

OH, geez... not a poem to be read on a day with a migraine (!) Still, I managed to read the whole way through and, I must say, this is delightful fun. Seems it's best read aloud. Especially like the footnote.

Tami

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on October 13, 2003

This is delightful!

Reviewed by Woman Words (Reader)

Reviewed on October 12, 2003

I'm always amazed at how your mind works...I should be used to it by now, but I'm not! You silly, brilliant girl. Love, S

Reviewed by Moxie Falls (Reader)

Oh ye the poet of poesies/who writeth not in prosaic prosie/Who taketh from Kilmer/(nothing here really rhymes but'Wilbur")/Well done sayth he still put/stumbling along with his other left foot.

Reviewed by Hooves Of Fire (Reader)

Well I think that this cries out to all my insecurities as a writing bovine. I think this is maybe that contest that I am afraid of. :-)
((((you))))) 4 Hooves up! :-)

Reviewed by jude forese

superb scenario on the will of creative spirit...

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)

You Soul Sis are always a delight to read and this is creative and excellent.
Lady peg

Reviewed by Taylor Trenton (Reader)

What a wonderful poem....

Reviewed by Transcendental Poet (Reader)

WOnderful work Micha..you amaze me!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK

Reviewed on October 11, 2003

Well You Did Make It to the End For Trying Tieing It Us Out!

TRASK

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Wonderful poem, it almost reads like a song. I enjoyed this one.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed by Andi Chrisman (Reader)

you win--I couldn't finish it...good, err, bad write!

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen

Hahaha, lalala, sisisi, toototoo tobetobetobe thee....if only for a day, saysaysay, bebe be me. :D Haha, I think you've done something to my mind, Micha mi!!! ;) Quite exhilarating once you get caught up in the rhythm!

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Oh Micha....I made it through the poem looking for frank sinatra...do be do be doo.....LOL...I could never pull this off...loved it..very different...floria

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Ha Ha..this was great! Very unique and excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Micha, if I tried this, it would be all mangled up! You do with such poetess style, tis true, you be you be you be.... smiles... great, fun write....
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Mischa this is sheer genius!Besides being hilarious!Having never seen it before, I can only be stunned!;-)Brava, for such ingenuity!