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WHAT NEXT
by Stephanie Webb → (All Poetry by Stephanie Webb)
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Just a little story telling.

 

WHAT NEXT
 
Had to get up early this morning
Race to the gas station before the gas prices go up
Ignoring blue flashing lights racing upon me
Got nervous and on my legs over went my coffee cup
 
The officer says to me what’s the rush
I replied in five minutes the gas prices are going up
Well Mam proceed since you’ve already made it the pump
 
Do you know why I am stopping you today
No I don’t
Is it to through a ticket my way
That I cannot afford to pay
 
Two reasons ~ you were speeding and tinted windows
Do you have a script for the tint
Officer I am shy
And can’t stand it when people stare as I ride by
Well this time I will let you slide
 
You are very beautiful
So why hide
Thank you for your kindness
But like I said I am shy
And just can’t stand it when people stare as I ride by
  
 ©Stephanie Webb

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 Reviews of "WHAT NEXT"
Reviewed by Demetrius Sims-Likely (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2009
This is funny but can be true.. something like that happened to me when I was stopped for tinted windows.. definitely a different side of your poetic mind... still I liked it..

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 12, 2009
You have shared the encounter and the feelings within it effectively via your verses, Stephanie. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on June 12, 2009
Very well written story,I enjoy reading it,take care

EDWIN

Reviewed by Rachelle Harvey (Reader)
Reviewed on May 12, 2009
Another nice story of yours. Sometimes you see people rushing to the pumps before the gases prices go up. You see them lined up to the streets at times. Yes, I can relate.

Reviewed by Tracie Christian
Reviewed on May 11, 2009
Interesting piece. I think we've all had days just like that when the smallest, most simple detail inadvertantly exposes the most vulnerable parts of our true selves. WRITE ON!


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