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Heads Will Roll
by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard } → (All Poetry by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard })
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The Adventures Of
The Dueling Poets with the Great Canadian Buzzard and The Mouth of The South.

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Heads Will Roll

The Buzzard has been hiding out
Let me tell you my friends, what it's all about
The Mouth of the south, well she says heads will roll
I'm afraid to peek out side, even to take a short stroll

The Mouth writes, Devil or Angel you decide
Well I don't know, but I did get a burnt back side
Thrown to the gator's, as I scream and shout
At least it did put the darn fire out

I call in my loony friends from far and wide
Hey!! I need some one to be on my side
The mouth says heads will roll
And something about me digging a hole

 

 When I call her, my phone seems to be on a timer
After talking for awhile, I get the dial tone as a reminder
Yes I have been known to be long winded at times
I'm sure that being long winded is not a crime

There I go digging that darn hole again
The Mouth just says, go ahead dig it deeper my friend

 

 

 Stick my Head In Where?
Now do you see why I have been hiding out?

 

  Ray Hamilton
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
© Copyright 6 / 2009
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 Reviews of "Heads Will Roll"
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 27, 2009
Okay! Okay! You have me laughing while I am trying to eat my ice cream. Geezzzzzz

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on July 27, 2009
Oh poor buzzard you are as good as a dead varmint now!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 27, 2009
Keep hiding, and stay off that phone - they are all traceable, today.

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on July 26, 2009
Oh you poor mistreated thing... Wa Wa Wa
You sorry bag of charred feathers...
I hate to have to admit it but this
cracked me up... And Sugar Britches
you better hope your head is all that
rolls.... LOL You still have ALOT of
catching up to do....Gotta Luv Ya though.

Hugs and Luve
Muah
D

Reviewed on July 26, 2009
Laughing too hard to comment - OW my sides -

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 26, 2009
Wiped out again? I'd be callin' that pesky phone company!! Patrick

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 26, 2009
Only if you convince a couple of Congress morons first!
That "mouth" hope ain't full of sharp teeth!!!

Georg


Reviewed on July 26, 2009
Ray,

Hilarious! And now I can't remember the name of that darn song!

Mary


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