The Adventures Of
The Dueling Poets with the Great Canadian Buzzard and The Mouth of The South.
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Heads Will Roll
The Buzzard has been hiding out
Let me tell you my friends, what it's all about
The Mouth of the south, well she says heads will roll
I'm afraid to peek out side, even to take a short stroll
The Mouth writes, Devil or Angel you decide
Well I don't know, but I did get a burnt back side
Thrown to the gator's, as I scream and shout
At least it did put the darn fire out
I call in my loony friends from far and wide
Hey!! I need some one to be on my side
The mouth says heads will roll
And something about me digging a hole
When I call her, my phone seems to be on a timer
After talking for awhile, I get the dial tone as a reminder
Yes I have been known to be long winded at times
I'm sure that being long winded is not a crime
There I go digging that darn hole again
The Mouth just says, go ahead dig it deeper my friend
Stick my Head In Where?
Now do you see why I have been hiding out?
Keep hiding, and stay off that phone - they are all traceable, today.
Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on July 26, 2009
Oh you poor mistreated thing... Wa Wa Wa
You sorry bag of charred feathers...
I hate to have to admit it but this
cracked me up... And Sugar Britches
you better hope your head is all that
rolls.... LOL You still have ALOT of
catching up to do....Gotta Luv Ya though.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Be always safe,
Karen
You sorry bag of charred feathers...
I hate to have to admit it but this
cracked me up... And Sugar Britches
you better hope your head is all that
rolls.... LOL You still have ALOT of
catching up to do....Gotta Luv Ya though.
Hugs and Luve
Muah
D
That "mouth" hope ain't full of sharp teeth!!!
Georg
Hilarious! And now I can't remember the name of that darn song!
Mary