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Buzzard Bar B Q
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Buzzard Bar B Q

 

The jail birds friends
On us he sure can depend
Raising those all mighty bucks
I hope that buzzard, believes in luck

 

Bars of gold, are few and far between
Tight pockets, like you have never seen
The tin cups, rattle all over this town
People pass by, with just a frown

 

 
 

 

Might be a Bar B Q
Donations, we got just a few
That buzzards goose, may be cooked
My reservations, yes are already booked

 

Hope buzz doesn't think, we don't care
Hell, it's that or the electeric chair
Buzz BBQ can feed this whole town
Yes that buzz, he's big and round

 

 

 

Sorry but I think that might be for me
" Yes this is Mr. Robbie, I sure can be there at three"

It was La Belle, confirming my reservations
See ya at the Bar B Q

 

 


Mr. Bar B. Q. Robbie
{ Good friend of the Buzzard }
© Copyright 8 / 2009
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 Reviews of "Buzzard Bar B Q"
Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2009
Nice to see you have FINALLY decided
to join in on the duel... I sure would
have hated to win by default. Lets see
your retarted Opps a typo its retired
and I work all day and you have to scramble
with half ass graphics that you find... I
make all my own.... Hmmm whats with that crap.
No excuses... Let get up to speed here...
LMAO

Sugar Im just loving this
but just quit the innocent act
of doing noting wrong. Your a
thief in the night and now you
choose to send your featherd foul
to my beautiful state to feed the
hungry rednecks with lots and lots
of road kill. Thanks...
Hugs
The Mouth

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 19, 2009
Free beer??? Aw man I need a vacation to get to the BBQ! Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 19, 2009
Well, I would make a donation, but not what Buzzards' eat? As for money, it is mighty scarce these day, even Fort Knox is 1/2 empty...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 19, 2009
WELL WRITTEN AND I ENJOYED THE HUMOR. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed on August 19, 2009
All silverware, china (chinette) and beer on ice are free.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 19, 2009
Hope toothpicks will be available and FREE ! ! !

EDvard, roadkill BBQ hungry Ole Brother



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