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Fractured Fables #8 – Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater
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This is the 8th in a series of Fractured Fables I have recently written about old nursery rhymes.

*FRACTURED FABLES # 8 –* *PETER, PETER PUMPKIN EATER* Peter, Peter had a real sweet wife, he always called her pumpkin. We all called him Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater cause he was always chewing her out for somethin. Well, one day Pumpkin had enough and she started chewing back. So, now Pumpkin was eating Peter, Peter and she had really developed the knack. Now we have Peter, Peter eating Pumpkin and Pumpkin eating Peter, Peter back, all Hell has broken loose and it’s a struggle keeping track. (and it’s the most ungainly 69 I’ve ever even tried to imagine.) *Copyright* *© 2012 Richard Lee King. All Rights Reserved.*

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Reviews of "Fractured Fables #8 – Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater"

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on September 12, 2012

I saw that one coming!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 18, 2012

You've got a fractured mind! I'm not touching this with a 7 inch pole!

Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on February 17, 2012

Spherical yin yang does seem ungainly. Patrick

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on February 17, 2012

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Tooo funny! Well done, Richard!

Anna

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on February 16, 2012

U beat me to it with the 69 statement...ya bum...;-)e

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on February 16, 2012

Oh jeez! (Actually I'm jealous I wasn't smart enohgh to write this.)

Reviewed by Joy Hale

Reviewed on February 16, 2012

You are a deliciously naughty boy, but we all love your funny "Fractured Fables." Keep going until all the fables are covered! Very original writing with your touch of wonderful humor. Write on!

Joy L. Hale

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