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Yippy
by Chester Hardy lll → (All Poetry by Chester Hardy lll)
Tuesday, June 16, 2026    Rated "G" by the Author.
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yippy
stuck in Tennessee
pulling weeds
the more i pull
the more i see
how does the roots grow that deep
if only the veggies
would grow that good for me
so i go to the flea market
and make my plea
i need a goat that eats big tall weeds
and they all said
are you tippy
this is city streets
do you see any goats and big tall weeds
i felt so small
in complete defeat
i go back home and watch T.V.
but the only thing i can think about
is a herd of goats eating big tall weeds
so i drive out to the country
and what did i see
a goat for sale happy as me
yippy
that goat was eating big tall weeds

Written by Chester Hardy III 6/16/26
 

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 19, 2026
Goats will certainly clean things up around the yard. But I believe they will eat your garden, too. They are rather in discriminate eaters.

Yippee Kayo for you for finding a goat you could buy. Watch out, goats climb quite high.

Ron


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