FAT CALORIES (poem) by Donna Hale Chandler on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on November 20, 2011

I count calories until I run out of fingers. By then they're stuck in the pie. Patrick

Reviewed on November 16, 2011

I like the capitalization in your title that shouts at you, but be careful to not use it too much in titles for some, it takes away from the talent I see in your words that are, let us say delicious.

Reviewed by Casey Harmon

Reviewed on October 1, 2011

What an interesting way to look at it! If they aren't FAT calories...they must be SKILLY calories! Too funny!

Casey

Reviewed by Natosha Davis (Reader)

Reviewed on June 21, 2011

This dieting thing seems to be on almost everyone's mind. I enjoyed your poem about it. Made me smile.

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

OMG, this is adorable, Donna! (I love how your mind works, girl)
Hugs,
CJ

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on May 16, 2011

Giggle.....don't diet....try Zumba! I absolutely LOVE it! And you burn 600 to 800 calories per hour. Lively latin music, latin dancing....it's awesome! Diet schmiet!!! giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on March 26, 2011

I enjoyed this humerous little poem....M

Reviewed by Diana Wiles

Reviewed on February 26, 2011

A piece that we all understand! We women become experts very quickly..I've counted calories since I was eighteen years old...Loved it!
Best wishes, Diana..

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on February 15, 2011

Great writing ,,enjoyed..Hugss

Reviewed by Connie Faust

Reviewed on February 12, 2011

Well, you certainly have a knack at discerning the calorie facts. No one can deny that you ate 40 skinny calories. Keep up the good work!
Connie

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on February 12, 2011

Donna,

Cute poem. I'm sure we've all broken our New Year's resolutions to lose weight by now. Me too! Take care.

Mary

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on February 12, 2011

What a great concept, maybe you'll be on Oprah's next week, please remember us little people...(smiling)

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

Smart thinking, Donna. Thank you for sharing this delightful and unique perspective. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

that's everyday math that works for me :) ~ Morgan

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

Can't argue with that logic, do that every day and in a week you're up to 280 skinny calories. NOW YOU'RE TALKING!!!! THH

Dick

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

You know I think the fat in calories is all a scam! There is no proof of anyone die because of fat in calories. JMHO.
Namaste