My friend Ivan is coming to dinner.
I wish he was a little late,
But as expected he’s right on time.
People say he’s a nice guy,
But I don’t think so.
He comes into town
And destroys everything.
He doesn’t know how
To use the bathroom.
He leaves the place a total mess.
He has horrible breath
Blowing everything away.
It doesn’t help that he brings
His cousins: Tor, Nay, and Doe.
Between the four of them,
I wish they would just leave
Ivan, Ivan, go away. Please
Come back…oh don’t come back!
2004 Gustavo White
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ivan ain't no friend of mine--please read my "hurricane, go away!"
you and i were on the same plane--
wicked sense of humor in this serious piece--and don't send tor, nay, or do over here, either :)
(((HUGS))) and love, karla.
(((HUGS))) and love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)
love the part about tor, nay, and do! LOL too funny! (though they aren't that funny in real life! i have been in a tornado, and it scared the knots outta' me! no damage to my place, but we were without power, and the apts. JUST UP THE STREET got smacked around! NOT fun!)
Allen