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A Dog and a Pig
by Alexander Goldstein → (All Poetry by Alexander Goldstein)
Friday, September 14, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Sometimes I think of myself as a pig,
And sometimes as a dog; and sometimes
The dog in me worries the pig, but the pig
Only grunts, and it may even be a grunt
Of the pleasing satisfaction; so it works.
But why? Why the pig in me even wants
To be a pig, a real one, for he is so much
Satisfied in his comfort of detachment,
And he does not envy the dog for his collar,
The blue one or white, and the dog-efficiency
In the office and his bitch goddess success
In the stock market game. All the pig in me wants
Is that the dog leaves him alone. . .
That is how it is with me as I survey myself
To understand the true nature of my assignment.

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 Reviews of "A Dog and a Pig"
Reviewed on November 24, 2018
LOL!!! I do believe Susanne is right! In your imagination you are able to be anything you want! Why not a dog or pig? It's all good!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on September 16, 2018
I will be having nightmares from this picture.

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on September 16, 2018
Interesting way to self assess, allowing two disparate images to duke it out, so to speak. Appreciated reading this several times.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 15, 2018
Thank goodness, I never think of myself as a dog or a pig. But sometimes I smell like one. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on September 15, 2018
I'm probably a dog because I consider myself very loyal.

Sandie

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on September 15, 2018
Myself, I'm probably a combination of a sloth and a pig.


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