Damn it, damn it, PMS,
Do I really need this stress?
One day I feel really great,
Next day I beat up my mate.
Damn it, damn it, PMS,
Do I really need this stress?

Darn it, darn it, she’s a mess!
I can’t take, it I profess.
If I hug her she will scream,
Is this all just one bad dream?
Darn it, darn it, she’s a mess!
I can’t take, it I profess!

Oh no, oh no, here she comes!
Should I stay or should I run?
If she sees me I’ll play dead,
Then she’ll whack me on my head!
Oh no, oh no, here she comes!
Should I stay or should I run?

Damn it, damn it, I‘m in pain!
Cramps and bloating, now weight gain!
I feel ugly and unloved.
Now I really need a hug!
Damn it, damn it, I’m in pain!
Cramps and bloating, now weight gain!

There she goes, don’t make a sound!
If I breathe then I’ll be found.
She will yell and scream at me,
Oh dear God! Please let me be!
There she goes, don’t make a sound!
If I breathe then I’ll be found.

Nasty, nasty, I’m so fat!
Where is he? I need to chat!
There he is, I see him now,
Hiding from the big fat cow!
Nasty, nasty, I’m so fat!
There he is! I need to chat!

Oh my God! Look here she comes!
Oh no! Oh no! Where’s my Tums?!
I can’t take this! She’s a nut!
She will kick me in the butt!
Oh my God! Look here she comes!
Oh no! Oh no! Where’s my Tums?!

Jack ass! Jack ass! Look at you!
Knowing what I’m going through!
You don’t love me, this I know!
I will find another beau!
Jack ass! Jack ass! Look at you!
Knowing what I’m going through!

No dear, no dear! I love you!
I just hate it when you’re blue.
Take a pill, then take a nap.
Yes of course I give a crap!
No dear, no dear! I love you!
I just hate it when you’re blue.

Dear Lord, Dear Lord, let her sleep!
Out the door I’ll gently creep.
When she wakes, I won’t be here.
I might come back sometime next year!
Dear Lord, Dear Lord, let her sleep!
Out the door I’ll gently creep.