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Elimination of Stress and Strife in My Life
by kj Force → (All Poetry by kj Force)
Sunday, March 29, 2015    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Some get what they deserve...AND some just serve...


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Broke the Rules...
Left some clues...
I'm a fool...
Living in a cesspool...

I hear the economy is bad...
And getting worse each day...
Although it hasn't affected me in any way..
I can even keep kosher if I choose.
So what do I have to lose ?...
I get three meals a day..
And sometimes a snack...
Clean clothes everyday I put on my back..
Exercise is a daily routine..
that I choose to do ..and it keeps me lean..
My quarters are small..but after all..
We have a room with a big color TV...
And a place for family and friends who visit me...
Healthcare ? not a problem you see..
As I don't pay for insurance like thee...
Problem with teeth...rectified
Education, Degree, I can even be Certified..
Because unlike you, who lives outside..
You need to work to survive...
Now I'm a part of the system you see..
And have it much easier than any of thee..
I broke the law and now pay the price...
But I'm still better off than your lousy life...
And when I'm released, I will qualify for...
Medicaid, Medicare and even more...
So you may have done it different than me...
But in "old age ", we're equal you see...


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Reviewed by leigh taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 7, 2015
AWESOME..you hit the nail on the head, the criminal justice system needs some " tweaking ".

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on April 1, 2015
I would never want to be incarcerated, But you almost make it sound appealing. I would need one of those get of jail free cards.

Michael D.


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