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It's Up On The Wall
by George Warholak → (All Poetry by George Warholak)
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Look behind that curtain!

There it is, up on the wall;

behold, now it begins to crawl.

Just got up, still quite groggy;

still haven't attended to my morning coffee.

 

That spider looks so creepy;

better do something zippy.

Oh no, where did it go;

I'd really like to know.

 

I should peek behind the curtain;

nothing like being quite certain.

Will it quickly jump out at me;

or will I become a frantic evacuee?

 

It fell to the floor;

looked like a big score.

It then jumped on my leg;

took care of it like a cleg.

 

There are those who won't kill a spider;

they prefer to catch it with a plastic cylinder.

I don't want to kill it either;

just don't want to go to sleep in a quiver.

 

Now it's not up on the wall;

I simply refuse to caterwaul.

Now I lay me down to sleep;

It's gone for now, my sanity to keep.

 

As I wake up the next morning;

getting in the car, it's very disappointing.

There it is, hanging down from the visor;

keep the window closed, now more the wiser. 


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 Reviews of "It's Up On The Wall"
Reviewed by George Warholak
Reviewed on July 28, 2014
Yes Sandie, some surely are deadly and poisonous. A comical poem, that's all! LOL

Reviewed on July 28, 2014
I would kill them as soon as I see them. Some are poisonous and deadly.

Sandie


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