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Apple Cider Vinegar -- Limerick
by George Warholak → (All Poetry by George Warholak)
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I WILL OUTWIT THEM, YES I WILL!

I've been catching 'em left and right,

Suits 'em right because that's their plight.

Fruit flies trapped by apple cider vinegar,

Inside that cup there they shall linger,

They shall no more take to flight.

 
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Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on October 30, 2014
Good for you, good use for it is those stink bugs that invaded our country too. Drown em I say!
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