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A Blob to Smite
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A limerick about folding that fitted sheet

Doggone it, can never get it right,

That fitted sheet makes me uptight.

When I try to fold it,

All I can do is scold it,

It's just a blob that I can smite. 

 


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Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on October 30, 2014
I know, I cannot fold them neat either, = I do the best I can. Then I fold all clothes differently than my Mother taught me to, for some reason, could I be rebelling in this way!


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