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Parking my car, or trying to!
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Parking my car. I am not that hopeless at parking, but it did happen on one occassion!

Parking my car

 

Yes!  I’ve seen a parking space

Over there, near that place

By the house with the willow tree

Big enough parking space for me

Tuck right in, here I go

Take it steady, nice and slow

Left hand down, and moving back

Easy when you’ve got the knack

I think it’s just a little tight

I’ll turn the wheel to the right

Oh my goodness, what a pain

I’ve gone and hit the kerb again

Third time lucky, so they say

Guess I’ll make it, some time to-day!

 

VB

 

 


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 Reviews of "Parking my car, or trying to!"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 17, 2012
As I read it, I thought of a funny song with the same lyrics. Have no fear! Some new cars have automatic parking already, and I'm sure every car will have it for too long. And then pretty soon, we won't have to drive and will all be on public transportation and lost another freedom that we have to run over curbs whenever we like.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 16, 2012
Are you by chance blond...my other half is and CANNOT back up for anything...then when I back her car in to a space, I have to as well get it out...figure when u hit the curb u are close enough to it...
;-) ed


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