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Pigeon Modem
by Mary Deal → (All Poetry by Mary Deal)
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Since I live in Hawaii, I tried to capture some of the local Pigeon English.

PIGEON MODEM

Computer got broke
New modem went blew
Repairman make wait
'Cause his went blew too.

Now sit and wait long
Tell repairman to come
Say get one new piece
Make modem go hum.

Fix computer fast
Quick turn on one time
So finally can write
One blown modem rhyme. 

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 Reviews of "Pigeon Modem"
Reviewed by David Clure
Reviewed on October 7, 2013
Excellent and enjoyable poem, Mary! That's a challenge to pack so much meaning into so few words, but you have pulled it off famously I think!
May your writing touch many, many hearts. my friend.

~ a fellow human & poet, Z.B.McClure

Reviewed by Fakhre Hyder
Reviewed on March 2, 2013
computer have shortened a long distance into a one finger touch.
like it very much, peace, thanks.
FAKHRE

Reviewed by Richard Nedervelt (Reader)
Reviewed on December 1, 2011
This is fun. Check out mine called, "Kapu." I wrote it in college just wanting to show how I might sound if I wrote a pigeon poem.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on April 21, 2009
What a GREAT idea!
I lived in Japan for three years.

We gomountaintop.
Thenseetrees aplenty.
After we golake
Rapid boatride too.
Whenfinished allwet.
So bring changeclothes.
OK???

Funnny!.

Reviewed on April 27, 2004
Nice one

Reviewed by Jim Dunlap
Reviewed on February 4, 2004
What a small world. I signed your other poem and didn't even realize that you had been on the Showemall Writers' Block. This is a cute poem.

Reviewed by Austin Akalanze
Reviewed on April 20, 2003
Coming from Nigeria, pigeon is my unofficial lingua franca. I enjoyed. Thanks for sharing.

Reviewed by Marco Landi (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
very cute....ciao

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on March 6, 2003
Love it!:) Rhyme is usually my bag, but this is right-on. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh. Phyllis:) ::::>

PS: Like your bio, too. What a fascinating
background you have...and we share a love
for Steinbeck. Aloha!

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen
Reviewed on October 9, 2002
I think I think in pigeon
can I move to Hawaii now?
josie

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on October 8, 2002
very nice
glad its fixed

Reviewed on October 8, 2002
funny and delightful write!! LOL


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