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Where is the Rat?
by McCollonough catbird93@gmail.com → (All Poetry by McCollonough catbird93@gmail.com)
Saturday, August 26, 2017 Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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A humours and deathly take on a childish rhyme.
Where is the rat He is in the flat. Where is the flat? It is on the map. Where is the map? It is in your hat. Where is my hat? It is on the cat. Where is the cat? He is on the mat. Where is the mat? It is by the fat bat. Why is the bat fat? He ate the rat.

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Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on August 28, 2017

Reminds me of the poem "Cat in the Hat" by Dr. Suess. Nice!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 28, 2017

Drat. Like Michael [Jackson's Ben], I loved that rat. Weirdly cute.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on August 26, 2017

Very cute, and another reason to like bats.

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