I saw this lovely sister,

That I wanted to impress

So I thought I’d ignore her blister,

and compliment her dress.

I opened up my mouth to speak

and attempted a sexy whisper

and heard the words from my  lips

now that’s a lovely blister.

She gave me such an awful stare

And brothers I’m not kidding

When you’re in a hole,

You better stop digging!

I quickly collected myself I thought

And changed to a mode that’s chic

Sister I said, and folk just stared

And my eyes riveted to her big feet!

She saw my expression, and I was

Just a dipping, brothers when you’re in a hole

You better stop digging.

Forget the dress, forget the blister

I just want to talk to this sister

“Sister, blister, I heard myself say

Why is my tongue getting twisted this way?

“Listen brother, she spoke with ease

You can talk to me if you please

I want you to know that I’m not ‘igging

But when you’re in a hole,

STOP DIGGING!!