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Ode to Spamophobia
by Chris Grey → (All Poetry by Chris Grey)
Saturday, June 29, 2024    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Holy balls there’s so many spammers,
How I wish they would see the insides of slammers,
All up in my face with poor spelling and grammars,
You’re nothing but lazy petty scammers,
Won’t someone invent anti-spammer jammers?

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 2, 2024
I love that double twisted anti-spammer jammers. Cool.

I would hate to think that they are being generated by AI, making them impossible to stop multiplying. There's nothing like jamming a fried spam sandwich between your tongue and your gums. Even if you ain't got no teeth.

Ron

Reviewed by Elisabeth Barstowe
Reviewed on June 30, 2024
This rings true to me as well. I get so many scam mails a day. Sometimes I think it would be better to never comment on posts from public pages at all. But then again that would mean the scammers would take part of my life away.


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