Royal Marriage Guidance (poem) by Sally Odgers on AuthorsDen

AuthorsDen.com Join | Login

Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS AUTHORS BOOKS SAMPLE CHAPTERS AUDIOBOOKS eBOOKS STORIES ARTICLES POETRY BLOGS NEWS VIDEOS SUCCESS TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors: Peter Jessop, iWilliam Manchee, iEmily Karlewicz, iMORGAN ST. JAMES, iJohn DeDakis, iT. Cline, iCharlene Proctor, i Aberjhani, iBryon Smith, iErin Kelly-Moen, i

Home > Humor > Poetry Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Sally Odgers

Follow Me

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Messages

· 135 Titles
· 382 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
· Member Since: Before 2003

newsletter

Books by
Sally Odgers

See all Books
by Sally Odgers

Royal Marriage Guidance
by Sally Odgers → (All Poetry by Sally Odgers)

Save

Follow Share on Facebook


Divorce? Eighth Henry did it twice He wasn't pleased with either wife "I liked her not" cut too much ice (At least Anne/2 could keep her life) Cathy/1 - a technicality (Blamed a fit of illegal gallantry) Anne/1 had lovers, far too many (Though she claimed she hadn't any...) Post wedding 3, Hal lost sweet Jane And so he had to wed again - Anne/2 - o'er flattered by the paint (That was Henry's mean complaint) Cathy/2 was a naughty girl With other men in bed did whirl While Cathy/3 had common sense Firm discipline she did dispense... "Stop, please stop!" Hal/8 did scream - "Stop it with the revolving queens! One by one they're out the door - Death preserve me marrying more." And mercifully, soon death did - So Cathy/3 got to keep her lid...

Want to review or comment on this poem?

Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Reviews of "Royal Marriage Guidance"

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on September 4, 2003

Oh my word, the last line takes the cake, love it.
How yah been Sally?
(((ch'erie))))

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)

Reviewed on August 18, 2003

Loved the way this flowed and bounced about, brilliant write, well done...Mark xx

New Poetry by Sally Odgers

Weeping Avalon

Atlantis Fading

Valhalla Dreaming

I wrote this some time ago for a competition... it was published but I couldn't afford to cash the cheque! <br> <br>Funny, eh?

Popular Poetry (Humor)

1.	Fried Chicken
2.	Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
3.	If I Could Be A Super Hero
4.	An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
5.	Newfangled Things
6.	Laughing As I Flee...
7.	A Salt and Batter
8.	Amazing Grapes
9.	A Writer Named Ron
10.	Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
11.	Houston Greats
12.	Milkman's letter
13.	Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
14.	My First Heart Attack
15.	Flocking
16.	Atlanta Belle
17.	The Last Second
18.	Ode to Spamophobia
19.	Hound Dog
20.	Burst Forth

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

The Wholly Book of Genesis by Jay Dubya

The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.

Member BookAds

Bayou Valentine by Riley Blake

Fortune Redding faces her fears in an unlikely situation and barely escapes with her life.

Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III is adult satirical literature that parodies thirteen famous short stories.

Member BookAds