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Couldn't Get It Up!!!
by Sandra A. Mushi → (All Poetry by Sandra A. Mushi)
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In the still of the night she came, to me she bound


In stilettos and a black little number with an ass that was nice and round


Pouting her peckers and her peckers pouting, a gem I had found


Boy, was I going to get it up!


 


Lit some candles, burnt some oils and dimmed the light


With some jazz in the background, mine was the night


Her champagne chilling, I got the mood just right


Tonight, am I going to get it so up!


 


Drank gin and tonic while playing her locks


Drank even some Tequila on the rocks


Made a cocktail of Amarula Cream, J&B and Jack Daniels too, but they were all jokes


What?! Couldn’t get it up!


 


She spread herself


She played with herself


She opened up herself


Damn, can’t get the damn freaking thing up!


 


Frantic, I watched some porn


Even smoke some pot in a horn


With some baby oil, wanked some on sex phone


Johnnie wouldn’t bulge and still refused to go up!


 


In dismay little black number left with her tight little fanny


Called dear old reliable Danny


Always fixing me up with some honey


“Homie, the little pills will get the old boy up!”


 


Called little black number “will be there in five. This is going to be a killer!”


Two pills I popped and washed down with some Tequila


Was I now carrying a proud pillar!


Ooh did old boy go up!


 


Five minutes, ten minutes, half an hour, an hour


I’m getting sore and it is now becoming a tower


Can’t bear the pain, feeling dizzy and my mouth getting sour


Old boy is still go up and up!


 


Next day in the afternoon, Danny came


He sees me with my arm in a sling, looking tired and lame.


“What happened?” so shocked, he didn’t even call out my name
"She never showed up!"


 


Copyright Sandra A. Mushi . All rights Reserved


 
 


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 Reviews of "Couldn't Get It Up!!!"
Reviewed by Ingrid Khola (Reader)
Reviewed on May 12, 2006
Ouch!!!!!

Reviewed by sany jackson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2005
funny!!!

Reviewed by David Knight
Reviewed on July 18, 2005
I love your impish sense of humour.

Reviewed by Ian Thorpe
Reviewed on July 16, 2005
Just had to check out this title. I love it!

Reviewed by * ashura (Reader)
Reviewed on June 20, 2005
Tsk! Badgirl!!

lol

michael

Reviewed by jacqueline amos
Reviewed on June 19, 2005
Girl you are to much, thats a whole day, work I love this keep it coming.

Reviewed by Huda Orfali
Reviewed on June 17, 2005
Very beautiful and humorous too
thanks for sharing
love and peace
Huda

Reviewed by Patricia Gomes
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
Sandra, I applaud your voice! Hat's off to you -- keep it up. {pun intended!}

Reviewed by Rukiya Faizah (Reader)
Reviewed on June 15, 2005
lol...this was a funny and exciting read...not a lot of poetry that I like makes me laugh...this was good.

Reviewed by Mocha Sistah
Reviewed on June 15, 2005
hahaha! u are real and raw and a fresh of air here. Yes, it was humorous and very appreciated.

blessings,
pam

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on June 15, 2005
This is soooooooo good! I feel as though I've found a gold mine...filled with humor and talent, and talented humor!!!
Perfect..that's what this is! Perfect~

Lisa

Reviewed on June 14, 2005

A composition under the rhythm of the drums of life
depicting images of libidinal imagination.

You have the tools, the Gifts and the grace to fly
on the wings of Your quills, Poet.

Thank You for sharing Your works.


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on June 11, 2005
Now you see it , now you don't !!
An absolute cracker Sandra !
Peter

Reviewed by Seth Mullins (Reader)
Reviewed on June 11, 2005
Now that was some wicked, naughty fun! A bit painful, too, as it reminds me of too many times in the past when I've...nah, that's utterly beside the point! Keep on with your rebellious muse Sandra!

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on June 11, 2005
LOL LOL LOL :::Sure is different..love it!!

Vesna*

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Reviewed on June 11, 2005
Well, I got my laugh for the weekend. What a hoot. hugs Sandra

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 11, 2005
Thank you for sharing the humor, Sandra. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 11, 2005
HO HO!!! Sounds like quite a night!

Reviewed by Mark Rockeymoore
Reviewed on June 10, 2005
LOL that was hilarious. i can only imagine why his arm was in the sling. this work displays wit, and easy familiarity with language and imagery, i can tell you been at this for a minute. it's a true pleasure to read you and meet your poetic self...

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on June 10, 2005
Guess this just goes to show that timing is everything. Soooo frustrating when the two don't coincide: the horniness and the lover to go with it... frustration all the way up and frustration all the way down. Stonking write, Sandra. Hope it doesn't leave anyone... um... indisposed! :)) Too many pills and too much booze can be counterproductive, obviously. Perhaps there's a lot to be said for just going with the flow and doing what comes naturally... when you're sober enough to actually enjoy the moment!! :)) LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on June 10, 2005
oh my...i started this with doubts but loved it all the way thru...till the bitter end, poor man

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 10, 2005
The picture you painted has me cracking up;-)hahahahah LOL!


Eileen

Reviewed by Jeremy Vaeni
Reviewed on June 10, 2005
And what's sad is, the pills never wore off. I'm still up! (Oh wait...this isn't about me. Yet.)

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on June 9, 2005
Yes, I've wondered about folks in such dilemas. Hehehehehe. Thanks for the chuckles. Saw an episode of mad about you where the wife got her husband to take a pill and then hid from him. Now that was too mean.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2005
FINALLY!!! A poet with balls. Gotta love it Sandra A. Mushi. You are certainly a breath of fresh air here at the old Den.

Reviewed on June 9, 2005
oh, dear, this is too funny! you are good, dear!! brava!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D LOL

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on June 9, 2005
I am laughing so hard here it is difficult to type...heheheheeheh...too much booze will do that...I wonder if he is aware that those chemical enhancements can not only stiffen ones resolve, but sometimes the resolve just won't go away. If it stays too long, the effect is complete lack of functioning in that department regardless of the color of the pill.

Reviewed on June 9, 2005
Sandra,

O, boy. LOLOLOLOL--too funny!

Poor guy. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)


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