My computer is snoozing
Tried to wake her up but she’s refusing
Blackmailed her, bribed her, threatened her, clearly I am losing
This little charade I find no longer amusing
For my love for her I see she has been abusing
What I did wrong I don’t even know
That she was angry she never did once show
Between us there was never even the slightest row
AD, Jill Scott, Southern Comfort, we did it all together in tow
Seeds of discontent I wonder how and when she did sow
I think she now believes she’s Snow White
Waiting for a kiss from her Prince Charming at night
Tried some technicians, turns they were all frogs that bite
Snoozing and not even stretching a muscle she does it so right
Snoring away you’d think she’s never seen the light
So tight is my schedule at work
Memories of the AD I so try to block
When I get home my misery I know she does mock
Tempts me she does to lock her away until she is a crock
God help me away I don’t have her away locked
The little hussy my touch she doesn’t even miss
To realize the feeling isn’t mutual off it does piss
Shouldn’t see me angry lest she decides to sleep forever in bliss
Maybe I should go out every night and get pissed!
While I wait til she gets that bloody kiss
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not know the feeling? You have expressed it with elan.
More! More!! Pea <3
blessin's Sis. Sandie,
cynth'ya
Grrrrrrrrrrrr, I hate computer probs but you've made this a sing-song verse of misery. ;) wink!!! Take care my sweet, have a drink on me.
Love, Janny xoxoxo
Paul;-)
Good luck
Well I'll be your computers Prince Charming (Janet will not mind me kissing a computer I'm sure) or better still as Prince Charmings are pretty but useless in a crisis, and as it is only hair dye that keeps me from looking decidedly grey, I'll be Gandalf.
If you can get access to e-mail, mail me the symptoms; i.e. black screen but power light on, illuminated screen but Windows will not start.
Oh and get a friend to make you a start up floppy for your system so we can start you in safe mode and hunt the nasties.
This might take time (but we have 3000 miles to cross) but should not be difficult. There really isn't that much can go wrong with them you know.
best
Ian
Ron
Or better yet a hatchery for fish in the sea,
You might have to wait an awfully long time,
To see her change herself into a pot of the variety crock,
But your problem here, as it is for so many,
Is definitely no crock,
Every so often we all do experience same,
The only thing we can do is unplug her to remain sane...ED
Love and peace.
Regis
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D
hope your computer troubles are soon history!!
Must tell that tokoloshe to soeka some place...and let us play in peace...lol!!
Love Tinka
A fun read.
The first 50% say: but they do help you get the job done, chat sometimes, read sandra's poetry and others too, communicate worldwide, music listening cheer you up, having friends from HI5 and lots of other good things.
The rest 50% say: but they are still a pain when they are corrupted replacing hard disk means you loose everything and on top of that you LOOSE MONEY TOO.
Sandra POLE!
thinking about the fastest babe Dell has got for
sale, now on sale. She be only $3,599.00 now, but she does
everything.
Love the write. Hope your puter wakes up so0n...
I have a love/hate relationship with the computer. Most of the time, they're great. But at times, they are a major pain in the ass (let alone the fingers). But where would we be without 'em!
An excellent rant--well done! Glad you can see the humor in having one.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
when it happens. I hope everything gets worked out for you.
even if the are
clever write
john+