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My Computer is Jealous
by Sandra A. Mushi → (All Poetry by Sandra A. Mushi)
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My computer is jealous

She sulks and not any more zealous

Snoozing she wasn’t after all

I just found out after the great fall

Awaken she did after a while

All but one folder was intact in the pile

 

 

In the AD I do sneak in like a thief

Afraid to be caught is a concern that is chief

Forsaken her I have she claims

Making me suffer she really aims

For everytime I log on she freezes

My misery her it really pleases

 

 

My folder with my writes she deleted

My enthuasiasm she has depleted

Punish you I must with a grin she said

My sins for forsaking her so I paid

So very careful I have to be

The AD visiting she mustn’t see



 

Too many hours I spend the blame she lays

Too many friends I have made ranting she says

But with you I meet them I insist

My honey coated sweet talking she does resist

Coaxing into Southern Comfort and music she won’t listen

Her sulking has left me ooh so smitten



 

Your poem about me I saw she chants

Destroy me they never will she rants

A mind of her own she seems to have

No other demands she has yet to pave

So before she has me also in frost

Reconciliation I must make at all cost



 

Peace I must make my friends

For she has become a little fiend

How to make peace I don’t know

Please tell me as I don’t want another row

Allowed in the AD otherwise I won’t be

Until I kiss the pain away she won't let me free



 

 

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 Reviews of "My Computer is Jealous"
Reviewed by Ingrid Khola (Reader)
Reviewed on May 10, 2006
I'm now hooked to your site on AD it's not funny, I spend every spare moment reading. I need my fix everyday! Good rhyme Sandra

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on February 4, 2006
: ) !! Do I ever know the feeling !!! We addicted, or what?!!
Not that we really need our computers. Or AD. . .ohmyGAWD, what
is happ--. . .ayeeeeiiiiiii. . .oh, it came back. Pfew! Now
what was I say--. . .

Reviewed on January 21, 2006
Wow, I know this story all so well. You just never know who, or should I say what you'll pass while surfing the net. Then they make a u-turn and follow you into your home, they invade your space... Then usally it takes a good spyware killer to rid you of such disaster. Been there, done that! Good luck on keeping it real.
Love Roger and Birgit

Roger and birgit



Luck On Keepinjg

Reviewed on August 27, 2005
Do what you must Sandie, just stay here- lie, stroke her, tell her a lallaby-don't give up! How many Southern Comf.s did YOU say you had, while writing this....... lol - mIss ya Lady -S- and thank you for such sweet words from your heart, on my writings too--WARmly and Peacefully 2U,Sheee and mines, a guy- I got my fingers all him him---lol-- loves those massages---Great Poem Lady S-

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on August 18, 2005
I think my computer is just the opposite of yours! He's forever faithful. I'm on mine sooo much, I think he's glad when I let him rest! Did I say, "he?", "him?" hmmm.... LOL! Nice poem, Sandra!

Reviewed by Damaa --
Reviewed on August 13, 2005
Girlfriend is straight trippin' LOL!

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on August 12, 2005
She ought to get together with Marvin The Paranoid Android from Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy... sounds like they are made for each other - and it would keep her out of your hair (if you've still got any left, that is!) :)) You have been so artistic and smart with these computer writes, Sandie... great! LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 12, 2005
Oh mine is a bitch at times...lol!!

But hey I am jealous of her...she gets all the attention and she's got the brains!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by IDRIS MKINDI (Reader)
Reviewed on August 12, 2005
mine is telling lies
good work sandie

Reviewed by Mark Rockeymoore
Reviewed on August 11, 2005
i don't know what it takes, but i recognize the symptoms. i think you need a new computer, but don't tell her i said so. ha.

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on August 11, 2005
Seems computers need attention also. Just like a woman does, lol.

A cute write
HH

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 11, 2005
Must treat her like a baby you plan to send to college. Spend lavishly on toys, accessories, backups, and updates to her hardware and softhead It also helps in to spill Southern Comfort on her keys.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 11, 2005
Makes me think about Hal, the computer on the space ship in the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey." I can only hope that she doesn't doo you anywhere near what Hal did to the guys in the movie.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 11, 2005
Yup I understand My CPU hate me too. And on AD it is forever bombing out..

You only think it is a friend..BEWARE...LOL

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 11, 2005
hey Sandie kiss the pain away if that's what it takes;-)
Good to read you! great poem, now I know why you aren't
around much;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on August 11, 2005
Read Your Messages: On 3 Softwares I Told You To Download Clean Out Your Computer_

If Doesn't Work--BUY DELL LAP TOP COMPUTER,i.e. Get $200 REBATE Plus Goodies--I'll Tell You Which One To Buy_

I Love My Dell 512MB,Wireless,CD Burners-DVD,+ Many More Goodies_

NOW All I Gotta Do Is Pay For It-Glad I Went Into Debt To Get Z Best!

Your Friend,TRASK

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 11, 2005
Glad it was all cleared up. The little rascal can play tricks with your mind. Splendid write.


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