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I Want To Divorce My Wife!
by Sandra A. Mushi → (All Poetry by Sandra A. Mushi)
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I want to divorce my wife

She’s cut my heart with a knife
I feel dead, over is my life

Pour me another shot of gin
I’ll drink myself to a spin
Besides my life is in a bin

Enough I think you so have had
I know you are down and sad
I too would have been that mad

Coz man, that is such a big blow
For the little lady to go so low
Hold on! But how do you know?

 Well, early this morning home I got
To find on the stove a cold pot
And our bed had been slept on not

Home she never came last night
I called everybody in a fright
So worried that she wasn’t alright

Later she walks in with a silly grin
So I asked her where she’s been
She says she was with her sister Irene

But at Irene’s she wasn’t at all
She never even gave her a call

Lying hussy, this is going to be her fall!

To divorce that woman I must

Her hussy ways and lying ain’t just
Her lying our marriage has bust

How could she blatantly lie like that
Shamelessly not even an eyelash to bat

For Irene I was with all night at her flat! 



 


 

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 Reviews of "I Want To Divorce My Wife!"
Reviewed by Ingrid Khola (Reader)
Reviewed on May 9, 2006
Ha!A taste of his own medicine! Well deserved I may add!

Reviewed by Mark Rockeymoore
Reviewed on January 8, 2006
it's cool when the situation's straightforward like that and one can make a decision knowing all the facts...if only life were like that more often...

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2006
hahaha...you are so bad!
Good sense of humor to go with it.

Reviewed by Muhammad Al Mahdi
Reviewed on September 27, 2005
O yes, that's you at your best. I can see what you mean by naughty poems.

Reviewed by White Dove left (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2005
As always wonderful talent from you..

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
And That's That! pants on fire ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
Ha! Marvelous way of putting it (exactly as many people look at life)!
:)Sandy

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
lol- this is so great! I love that ending!!!! I can see this performed.

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
LOL a sagaciously humourus write Sandie, nice one

Paul;-)

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on September 20, 2005
Gotta Blame It On Sum One,i.e. Takes 2 To TANGO...

TRASK

Reviewed on September 20, 2005
Oh! This is soooo funny!!!!! I almost fell out of my chair near the end. What a big surprising ending! You are so creative!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on September 20, 2005
What a truly -good- ending to this heartfelt Poem Sandra- Yikkkkes- WArmly,Sheee ~Karma-Karma-Karma~

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 20, 2005
Ed you do know this guy..

Loved the way this ended..

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 20, 2005
Gotta love it!!! Great stuff here and I really didn't see it coming. Gotta love it!!! Oh, I said that already. Don't care. Haha!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 20, 2005
hahaha Sandra good to see you again, you've been missed!
This is delightful, love the finale!;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by Seth Mullins (Reader)
Reviewed on September 20, 2005
I don't think we can trust what EITHER of them say - seeing as I was at Irene's house that night!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 20, 2005
I think I know this guy!

Reviewed on September 20, 2005
Sandra,

LOL--what a write--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on September 20, 2005
Oh good one, Sandra!


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