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The Plight of the Handyman
by Sandra A. Mushi → (All Poetry by Sandra A. Mushi)
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Muscles flexed as the hammer I brought down
As sweat trickled down my brow I did frown
Reached for the glue to touch up here and there
I stood back admiring the work done with care

“It looks beautiful,” behind me she drawled
“Come, you need to cool down,” out she called
Over my chest sensually she ran her pinky finger
Unexpected fire building inside me did linger

In my pocket hastily my tools I did shove
Pencils, ruler, screws, the glue tube in they dove
In my left pocket in a hurry all I did squeeze
Patting the special tube that will later please 


In the bedroom we joined my overalls on the floor
I drilled and hammered as she begged for more
The tube I then needed for my bit to bore slickly
I reached for the tube and applied some thickly

No squeaks, no rust, just wickets aching to be free
On her knees, on all four for more she did plea
As I drilled, nailed and hammered the afternoon away
In the sweet ecstasy I wished longer I could stay

 

Abruptly I heard the front door unlocking
His untimely return was rather shocking
“Honey I forgot my bullets,” downstairs he did shout
“The hunting season I don’t want to miss out.”

My overalls with sawdust not on the hook
From the floor snatch them and flee like a crook
From her sweaty body I then tried to pull
Can’t move, puzzled I looked at her like a fool


The more I pulled in tighter knots I got
The sticky chaos making the room oh so hot
Like quicksand I sank deeper with each heave
In the terrible nightmare I wished I could leave

His heavy steps now steadily approaching
Under the table I wished I were crouching
What went wrong, as I pulled I wondered
Why are we stuck, about I floundered

In my overalls pockets poking out then I see
Pencils, rulers  - no glue tube, no it can’t be
Saying my last prayers as I was fazed
At the glue tube above me agape I gazed

Frantic I became realizing there was no getting out
His forgotten bullets I will be the first to eat no doubt
Today I surely will be his catch of the day
For poaching and tresspassing my sins I will pay

 

  

 

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 Reviews of "The Plight of the Handyman"
Reviewed by Ingrid Khola (Reader)
Reviewed on May 12, 2006
What a sticky situation! hahahahhaahahhahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by P.T. Mayes (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2006
Very funny and yet very dark all at the same time. I laughed but there's also something very horrific about the situation. An entertaining read that I would easily recommend to others. Well done.

Reviewed by Mark Rockeymoore
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
ew! now that's just nasty! just the thought of it...what can a doctor do????????????????

LOL your style has become distinctive now, and this is another great and imaginative write on your part! both erotic and hilarious, it's about time you started publishing these!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on January 14, 2006
Lord, you and Jerry Bolton should collaborate on something. ROFL. The title alone had me in stitches, Sandie. I truly did laugh out loud. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on January 12, 2006
Sandra..hehehehe...like Aberjhani, I had to laugh, even though this situation a nasty pickle...
You did this very well, the flow and rhythm are excellent and you maintained a steady, hotly sensual pace. Well done!

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on January 11, 2006
Talk about a sticky predicament! A brilliant piece of poetry Ma'am. Didn't want to laugh at such a horrible situation but had to:-)

Reviewed on January 11, 2006
This poem made me real hot and excited. I see why you liked my poems so much. it is good to release the felings in any way on paper o love and hot sexual desires, fire and just keeping it real and hot. This was very delightful, exciting, passionate, scary and just naughty. Like, like, like.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 11, 2006
Delightful offering!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Only A Poet (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2006
lol hazardous occupation!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 10, 2006
I wouldn't pay him!

Ron

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on January 10, 2006
Very nice. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2006
Haha! Not exactly the same thing, but this reminds me of a cold as hell night in Cheyenne, Wyoming when I had to crawl out a bedroom window in four feet of fresh snow with my clothes in my hand. I liked to never found it after I made my getaway. LOL

Reviewed by Tina Clark
Reviewed on January 10, 2006
LOL Very well done Sandra!

Hugs
Tina

Reviewed on January 10, 2006
enjoyed this one


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