(Inspired by LORD OF THE RINGS, specifically the scene where The Amazing Legolas rides a shield down a stone staircase, firing arrows as he does and THEN kicks the shield into an enemy & kills him with it. WHAT AN ELF!!!)

'Neath Crumbling Stone
And Bleeding Skies
I send Death Between
Your evil eyes
You would storm my wall
With Pike and Maul
Come ten thousand strong
Yet still you will fall
For you were spawned of filth
Of no woman born
Hearts pulsing with malice
Brains burning with scorn
Whilst I have hunted
For five hundred years
The prince of the Bow
And I have no more fears
My shafts never miss
And my arm never tires
Flee from Helm's Deep
Whilst this lone archer fires
Though it's a thousand to one
Still I will defend
So from the Arrows of Legolas
Come meet your end.