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Utter Nonsense
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, May 22, 2026    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Sometimes, it's just fun to see what you can do playing with words and writing about nothing at all. If I've offended you, I hope so.


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People Caught Up in a Swirl of Nonsense



Utter Nonsense


Here pontifically written,

Are nonsensically words,

To jolt you out of boredom,

You inconsequential turds.


Center around the synapse,

Of your titillating tile nerd,

And defoliate your intentions,

Of your galloping gertie herd.


You know, I know the answer,

Before you broke a word,

Your spittle on the pencil,

Provoked a tightened gerd.


To dare not procrastinate,

Arriving way to swoon,

Like a dove without wings,

That brought down the room.


Metaphorically meandering,

Calming your hair in place,

Wringing poetry from universe,

Surviving the human race.


Words come easy,

Words come slow.

Words disappear without a trace,

This word must now go.


Copyright 2026 © Ronald W. Hull


5/21/26


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 Reviews of "Utter Nonsense"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on May 29, 2026
THANK YOU, RONALD...UTTER ENJOYED, THOUGH NOT ENTIRELY UNDERSTOOD,(SMILE) BUT...THAT WAS THE OBJECT, WASN'T IT?!? LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 23, 2026
Ron, you’re clearly having a grand time letting language run wild here. The mock‑pompous tone, the deliberately tangled phrasing, the sly insults delivered with a wink, all provide a welcome diversion to our routine day. What I enjoy most is how the poem keeps shifting gears: from comic bluster to surreal imagery to a final shrug about the fleeting nature of words themselves. It’s mischievous, self-aware, and exactly the kind of nonsense that doesn't feel like nonsense at all. Great stuff.

Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on May 22, 2026
Ron, you play with words, like flying birds, in our universe, command to be heard! I really love this Ron, thank you! I’m


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