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The Artist
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Artist not happy when his art is not seen

Art, it is art said the artist so loud

Well I can't see it, though you're obviously proud

Can't you see waves and seagulls that soar

All I can see is a plain wall.........and door

He angrily called me an artistic heathen

I politely said that my name was Steven

His face then turned red with pure revulsion

But I'd only asked for......... two coats of emulsion

 

01/07/08 Steve coltman
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Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on July 5, 2008
cute and funny and so appropriate for much of modern art



Gina
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 1, 2008
The artists eye has a sixth sense of its own and can see what others can not, well said...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 1, 2008
I can see the waves and the seagulls in my mind all the time. Two of my favorite things. Don't know what the gist of this poem is but I do see seagulls in the lake near my home even though 3 1/2 hr away from the ocean.
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