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Arthur Tugman

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Towels
by Arthur Tugman → (All Poetry by Arthur Tugman)
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If you run out of paper towels and have to go and search for some, you will become a Bounty hunter here... 

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 Reviews of "Towels"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Quite true...hunt in Walmart...e

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 29, 2006
Thought provoking piece!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on June 28, 2006
Arthur, this one made me smile and shake my head at the same time...clever and fun.

Gina

Reviewed on June 28, 2006
This is cute and different.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 28, 2006
You have a very active mind;-) Did you purposely leave the "paste your work" or are you in that much of a hurry!


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