Turkey with gravy
Turkey on the side
Turkey with cranberries
Turkey skewered and fried
Turkey in a sandwich
Turkey alone on a plate
After Thanksgiving
I can not wait
To stop having turkey
I'll have anything but
I'll have pork or beef
Even turtle gut
It's not that I hate them
I've just had enough
Of drumsticks and breasts
And all that turkey stuff
"turtle gut"...damn girl, I got a slew of gophers on my property...Want me to round ya up a few?
I went to my sisters for Thanksgiving and came home with NO LEFTOVERS...I want some turkey! You can have the turtle gut!
:)
Silly hoot...
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
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Let the men suffer, burn & burst...Ed
the T-Bird quick.
Finally got me phone on.
Love ya much cuzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ron
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
I went to my sisters for Thanksgiving and came home with NO LEFTOVERS...I want some turkey! You can have the turtle gut!
:)
Silly hoot...
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Regis