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Cathrene Howe

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Opposing Sides
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I slapped him hard
then he slapped me
well I'll show you, I said
threw my leg up in the air
and kicked him in the head

He grabbed my foot
then swung me round
and hung me upside down,
when I bit him on the toe
he dropped me on the ground

I bounced right back
and forced his neck
into a vice-like grip,
his leg snaked mine, like a vine
I did a backward flip

If looks could kill
we'd both be dead
then graciously, he bowed,
the Karate lesson over
we'd attracted quite a crowd.

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 Reviews of "Opposing Sides"
Reviewed by Dove (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
Everybody was kung foo fighting...

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
oh yes this was well described,
Peg

Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
I too really enjoyed this.
Sharon;)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
First verse, I knew it was Karate. Sounds like my class. [smiles] And how about that 'spirit yell'?

Well done, enjoyed the read.


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