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If This Were a Poem
by H J Cruz → (All Poetry by H J Cruz)
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Lets have some fun with this shall we?

If this were a poem it would rhime
every time keeping time for a dime


If this were a poem it would say
Make way child at play every day


If this were a poem it would claim
Its for fame what a shame all a game


If this were a poem all would cry
make e'm sigh she's a guy I could die


If this were a poem for the heart
ala cart fall apart oh that smarts


If this were a poem all would shoot
what a hoot its uncoot Boy Ya toot!


If this were a poem all would hear
for my dear or my queer shed a tear


If this were a poem all would ask it
 is he spastic? sniffing mastic in a caskit


If this were a poem it would sing
ba-da-bing Ding-a-ling He's the king!


If this were a poem it would make cents
running shoes barking dogs picket fence


But I'm no poet so I righT
evry Knight get it wright All up-tight


So maybee someday someone might say...
What a bum piece of scum I feel numb


Then I'll just say....

This too shall pass just as gas through my ass
OK I admit it was a blast... He he


That silly boy----------------------> H.J. Cruz


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 Reviews of "If This Were a Poem"
Reviewed on April 23, 2009
Yes, it's a poem with lots of rhyme and rhythm.

Cynthia

Reviewed by Melissa Mendelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 11, 2009
You do have a way with words and rhyme. :)

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on May 26, 2007
HAVE MERCY! YOU ARE A TRIP! Sugar, this write makes Ya sound like a Romantically Challenged Male, but Ya aint foolin me, cause I knows there be a sizzler a hidin, so let him loose! SC

Reviewed on April 27, 2007
You know, I do believe this WAS a poem...and a darn good one, too. Excellent!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Silly boy. :)

Reviewed by Kwame Mutulu (Reader)
Reviewed on April 27, 2007
Crazy people.. those of my kind. Nice POEM!

Reviewed by Blue Sleighty
Reviewed on February 3, 2007
Sounded like a poem to ME. Much fun!!!

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on January 19, 2007
wow,a real blast.tee-hee-hee-hee.........

Reviewed by Chris Rosenau
Reviewed on January 16, 2007
Oh wow, That's great. I don't think I have laughed that hard in a while.
This poem must have been a blast to write!

Reviewed on January 7, 2007
This is funny!!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 7, 2007
i like this

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on January 5, 2007
really enjoyed this
so cool.....

Reviewed on January 5, 2007
That right, have some fun HJ. This is what I do but I'm still trying to get some more books together. thanks for your lighthearted review on my mean poem, "don't call me nig."

Reviewed by nancy weston (Reader)
Reviewed on January 4, 2007
If this were a review
not already beaten by a few
I would say to you
that instead of spew
I found it somewhat new......

But alas I twas beaten to the punch
and I must admit they seem a talented bunch
so instead I'll just have say
Thankyou for my laugh for today.

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 3, 2007
Okay, if you must play; atleast play nice, lol, Holly

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 3, 2007
Thank For sharing H J
this is funny and very creative
I love the style it was written
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 3, 2007
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 3, 2007
Well done,Hugsssssssss

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on January 3, 2007
ROFLMSAO!!! What fun this one is! Love it.

Ted

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 3, 2007
H.J.Cruz is a poet, a wonderful one;
I will old my nose just in case,
he slips on my way...another one.
Great!
Georg

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on January 2, 2007
'...This too shall pass ...'
Very wise statement Dear H; and very funny poem.
Love, Suzie :-D


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