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Tax Time
by RaeLynn Teller → (All Poetry by RaeLynn Teller)
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I actually have a coffee cup with this cartoon that was made up as a present. The most common comment is "Wrong finger".
It is 2AM, the coffee hasn't worn off, I haven't been able to add for the last hour, and my 'get your butt out of bed' alarm is set for 8. It is going to be a long weekend.


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Tax Time

 

It’s that time of year again

The tax man comes around

And being an accountant

To my desk I am bound

 

Was it so long ago

We simply shared and laughed

Reading poem after poem

Trying to hone our craft

 

Now I have over 1500 emails

And a data entry stack 4 foot tall

The IRS is on speed dial

And I’m missing you all

 

My legs are swollen from sitting

My diet has gone amok

And if you want any numbers changed

Be prepared to duck

 

So please accept my apologies

And my absence during this time

But my adding machine doesn’t do reviews

And I can barely rhyme

 


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 Reviews of "Tax Time"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 12, 2008
Well I can add pretty good, but I guess there is adistance between us for another 30 days , by then you won't need the help and t will be time to relax. Take it easy and remember we miss you, great writ.

Love ya face Raelynn XOXO Rose

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on March 10, 2008
LOL, and I was thinking about taking accountancy courses so I could do taxes, lol, maybe not!! :) This was great fun, and that photo says it all- Blessings, Michelle

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Love the poem, but hate that it's taking time away from our card playing. lol

I've got plenty of pencils, no eraser, and inaccurate tax numbers - HELP!

God bless you [stay sane]. Kathy

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Well someone sure can cause this is not only funny but perfect in rythem and rhyme and I hate this time of year too. Cheer up Rae, soon be over.
hugs
fEe

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
A very cute poem...Tax time is not good unless you get a refund.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Your lovely poetry can wait a few more days
Uncle sam is calling and if you don't heed
he will come a knocking
Love & peace be with you

William

Reviewed on March 8, 2008
RaeLynn,

Already did mine, got my refund yesterday. Not a big one, but at least I didn't have to pay!!!!!!!!!! Bought much needed food. Hope this is your end total: not owing the IRS and having THEM owe YOU! LOL Good luck, and then Daylight Savings (NOT) Time - grrrrrrrrrrrrr hadda bring that up, didn't ya, Karla?!??? LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Rae,
The job of the accountant is a blessing and a curse, this time of year --- lousy hours, but lots of customers and each one paying. Good luck and we'll be thinking of you from now until 4/15! This is a cute poem and I hope taking a break from work to write brought you some sanity. I'm not an accountant, but I'd say, as busy as I'm sure you are, the stress right now is unimaginable!

Hang in there; we'll be thinking of you.

Jill

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Some of us do have to work for a living.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Some have rheumatism pains, but everybody have Taxes Day ones, with a crazy pen and a calculator with PMS ! ! !

Georg


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