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She Met Him On The Internet
by pat medlin → (All Poetry by pat medlin)
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He was a handsome chap

no doubt of that

with legs taut and long

chest broad and strong

lean and trim

right to his chin...

it was that top appendadge

that did her in...

so huge so bloated

his ego floated

in that vast empty space

behind his handsome face.


She said,  "Well, what the heck

I'll give it a second check

perhaps I'll be allured

somewhere south of his neck.

 


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 Reviews of "She Met Him On The Internet"
Reviewed by Dark Knight
Reviewed on June 1, 2014
Ah yes true love can be hard to find lol loved your words

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 23, 2014
And so she did but then soon found
His shift key had been busted
The crucial parts still in small cap
In her instincts she should have trusted

Patrick

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on February 3, 2014
We've all met him or her on the internet, Pat.
Enjoyed!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on January 14, 2014
What a way to break the ice!
Loved it, pat

Lady Vivian

Reviewed on January 14, 2014
super fun read. I laughed!

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on January 13, 2014
I wouldn't touch this with a 10 ft pole, or even one
that's a lot shorter.

Reviewed on January 13, 2014
So clever and gave me a smile.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on January 13, 2014
Giggle...loved the creative way you described him....

Anna

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on January 13, 2014
Pat, love this one, nice write.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Reviewed on January 12, 2014
Makes me smile. I'm with you.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 12, 2014
a good write Pat
as he tapped rapidly on the keyboard
wearing only his size 52 dirty undies
and twelve empty cans of beer littering
his surroundings .... true image of a cyber lover
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Michael True
Reviewed on January 12, 2014
It's a roll of the dice world and you never know what you'll get on the internet. Fun piece. M.True

Reviewed by DM Yates (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2014
omg, lmao. Very funny and cute.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 11, 2014
i just loved this one, thank you i needed this
budd

Reviewed on January 11, 2014
Ha haaaaa! Good one, Pat! Perhaps he sent her a "selfie"!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on January 11, 2014
Sometimes one has an inflated ego that dwells in unseen places, in addition to the one bobbling at the top of one's neck. Enjoyed the write.

David

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 11, 2014
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Pat; and the meaning behind your verses too. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 11, 2014
You can't judge a book by its cover. Clichés aside, that was a cute one.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on January 11, 2014
Very cute!

Michael D.

Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on January 11, 2014
I needed that laugh today....!! Thank you...
Diana...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 11, 2014
Heh.Heh Gotta love it. Those lower extremities can weave a spell too, dontcha know.


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