A Laundry Hampster was tired of staying at home,
It wanted to see new things and roam.
It hid in a suitcase of green.

After a waiting for the sun to go down,
it got out and scurried around.
It was in the biggest place it had ever seen.

It was in a big hotel ,
and the hampster could just tell,
that there was lots for it to do.

It snuck out in the hall,
and put paw prints on the wall.
It tied the curtian cords into knots too.

Down the hall it had some fun,
making the ice machine run.
It poured ice all on the floor.

It unscrewed most of the lights,
so the hall was not so bright.
and hid all the signs on the doors.

It peeked in on sleeping folk,
and hid the batteries from each remote.
It changed everyones wake up calls.

It danced throughout the floors,
changing the numbers on the doors.
It even put soap in the waterfalls.

It rolled a garbage can down the stair,
as it ran about with out a care,
causing havoc in its wake.

It then went to make a snack,
after a computer it did hack,
in the kitchen on the bottom floor.

A sock sandwich did it make,
after hiding the T-bone steak,
and changing prices a dollar or more.

Back upstairs did it creep,
ready for a long sleep.
It did one more thing with Laundry Hampster charm.

Before it went to bed,
with a stolen towel under its head.
It set off the fire alarm.