Fingernail biting is dirty old habit
don't do it you never know where
your fingers been .
Fingernail biting is wrong don't do
it,you never know who is watching.
Fingernails may have tiny creatures
lurking underneath them please do
not chew them,bite then or slice iy is
a bad habit indeed.
Fingernail biting is no good cause I
know I did it last week and there was
a tiny creature name Nak there I ask
him what he was doing there Nak.
He told me I havent bathed in a week
so he put a room there and cable tv.
I should take a bath I smell but you in
fact know what I did I charge Nak rent
of all 2,99 cents.He did not want to pay
so he left Fongernail biting is wrong.
Next time your parents tell you to take
a bath please listen to them or you too
will have a tiny creature living under your
Fingernail by the name of Nak.
Clip Clip those fingernails before you to
have a tiny creature living there that just
listens to Rap or Boogaloo .
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Very creative poem, Richard. I'm glad I don't have a nail biting problem.
Blessings,
+Linda
Georgew