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Grandpa Where are Your Teeth ?
by Richard J Kallao → (All Poetry by Richard J Kallao)
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Grandpa wheres your teeth? If I also hear that too one more time I'll scream, grandpa don't chew your gums in front of your grandchildren. Thats all I got left are my gums.My gums,ben gay and you too . Getting old aint so bad,no teeth you to dont have to then to worry about flossing or brushing,I found a dime under my pillow when my last tooth fell out . Grandpa where are your teeth? Grandma is using them she then  lost hers last time I then caught her kissing  the  mailman her teeth are probably in Africa right now. Grandpa where are your teeth? The worst thing about forgetting you have no teeth when you in fact start chewing bubblegum and  you start talking . Grandpa where are your teeth. 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Grandpa Where are Your Teeth ?"
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on May 7, 2013
I'm not sure about whose teeth ended up in Africa, grandpa's or grannie's. Either way, this is hilariuuuus! Great fun.

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on May 6, 2013
Grandpa, this is quite an amusing write.
I hope you saved that dime.
There are good things and bad things about getting old. It's time to start saving all your dimes and get some new teeth1

Connie


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