Another birthday has come and gone,51 years are now
in the books,during the past year I gone to church,
been baptized and had the priesthood attoned on me
I seem closer to God then ever before but one thing
still bothers me when I get to heaven do I have to
use a pay restroom,outhouse or trees,I hope my mom
is waiting for me,I still have another fifty years
to go,my Detroit Lions need to be in one Superbowl
before I die,but the way they play I might live to
see the new century start told my mom I will never die until the Detroit Lions are in the Superbowl, so it seem I'll have a long life ahead of me.But as I live each day I pray each night I believe in myself and God,faith is at your side anything is
possible so maybe the Detroit Lions will be Superbowl Champions before I turn a hundred and three.Faith will see me through this and it will God bless everyone and lets go Detroit.
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