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Ho Ho Hum
by Richard J Kallao → (All Poetry by Richard J Kallao)
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 Every year I sit in the window.
Every year I sit too on thetable.
Every year I break in your house
too put toys under a Christmas
Tree.This year I think not.

I'd place the toys back in my sled
taking off as I call out the reindeer
names .

One by one I threw the toys over
the sled,I didn't care where they
went .
 

Now I was going to be naughty.
 

I made pumpkins come alive 
and turkeys fly, who knew they
could .
 

I was then too getting fatter every
year from eating cookies no more
I Santa Claus too change,no more
checking my list twice being nice in
fact to Rudoplh then too his nose to
blinks off and on .
 

I am a new Santa
 

No more ho ho ho,just ha ha ha laughed
at you all,look at the toys I have you don't.
 

Suddenly the sleigh turn and he fell right
into a pigpen all cover with mud .
 

' Hey sleigh thats the last WD-40 you get
from me,you deliver the presents I'm taking
a bath for change.' And a pig spit in his eye.
 

' Don't even say it .'
 

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 Reviews of "Ho Ho Hum"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 2, 2014
Enjoyed the offhand humor. Santa is overrated. Time for a change.

Ron

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on October 1, 2014
Funny!


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