Gobble gobble its that time of year
we gather around with family friends
and we eat, boy do we eat.Time comes
when it's someone turn to kill the bird,
its turkey time again,it's turkeys yum.
gobble gobble here we are waiting to eat
white meat or dark. It was Uncle Elmer's
turn to kill the bird, he went out as he
usually does,axe in one hand gun in the
other . He chased the turkey all over the
yard and even fell in the pigpen even too.
Suddenly the door open and it was the turkey
carrying Uncle Elmer on a tray,he put it on
the table in front of us and we screamed it
was Uncle Elmer dressing and all,stuffed he
was ready too be eating ,not to let anything
go to waste we thank the Lord and the turkey
left not wanting to take any chances ,not to
look a gift horse in the face and since he
was ready anyway,we decided too eat Uncle Elmer
want not waste not as they say .Suddenly Uncle
Elmer look up and as they say ,'You would,you
would eat me.' He got up and with his gun he started shooting at us as the turkey stood by and watched he laughed,' Ah well no one got to choose rather they wanted dark or white meat.'
Happy Thanksgiving ................................
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