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A-muse-d
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"It's amusing," chortled my Muse, "to watch you squirm, confused-- longing for the perfect rhyme, counted meter in perfect time. You'll find no words, no rhymes, no meters unless you get off your lazy keister and scribble out one thought or two-- anything from your soul will do. Should my eyes then turn your way, the perfect poem is yours today."

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 24, 2008

I can relate to this and I appreciate your attention to rhyme and rhythm, Lori. Thank you for sharing this offering. Love and peace,

Regis

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