A Payton Manning Reflection on the afterlife; a joke about the Saints and the Colts from an anonymous contributor.
Peyton Manning died and went to heaven. God showed him a house and said, "This is yours for eternity. You should feel very lucky. Not everyone up here gets a house." It was a modest house with a faded Colts flag hanging on a small flag pole. Then Peyton looked around the corner and saw a 3 story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot flag pole with a huge Saints' fleur-de-lis, and a Saints towel in every window. He said to God, "I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but I'm an all-pro QB. I hold many NFL records, and even went to the NFL Hall of Fame. Why does Drew Brees get a bigger house than me?" God replied, "That's not Drew Brees' house. That's Mine!"
I guess I should refer you to a couple of friends who have a stake in this contest. They would of course agree. My Detroit Lions were devoured early on. Patrick
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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