MEN-O-PAUSE

is just a clause

for you and me

it's real

It's just a word

to describe

the achyness

we feel

Really tho,

there's surely

more

for men they

do get sore

Complain and nag

it's all our

fault

go ahead and

pour the salt!

I'll get even

so they say

stomp out of

the door

I'll go

buy a fancy

car

it'll take

me far

Go ahead

you twisted

nut

and find a

filthy slut

I'll take you

hon,for all

you're worth

cause I'm

packin' gun.

In court we

find

the filthy slime

he stands there

so serene

Until the gavel

hits

he thinks

I'll fix the,

bitch, she's mean!

He looks up

quite dismayed

the judge is

not too keen

Cause

Men-O-Pause

is looking

down

Her name is

Judge Irene!