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Zoloft with Ham on Rye
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Welcome to Depression Cafe.

The Monday Blues Special
has been discontinued
as of your arrival.

Your choices are limited:

Torment Salad with Prozak Vinagrette
Leaves of Melancholy
Roots of Despair with a dash of Disassociation
Chopped Depression tossed in a black bowl of Self Doubt
Criticism Cake with Rejection icing....


Your credit check found you noncreditable.
Address complaints to your mother and father who will promptly return them unopened.
Outbursts of anguish will not be tolerated.

We are not responsible.      

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 Reviews of "Zoloft with Ham on Rye"
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
L O V E it ~!!! SO clever. . .well-thought out. . .image rich and
. . .all in a few exquisitely chosen words. ENCORE! ENCORE!!
'Pea' <3

Reviewed by Janet Bellinger
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
A wonderful ironic comment on our "Must Be Positive" society. No depression allowed.

Reviewed by Alex Nodopaka
Reviewed on October 16, 2005
or Prozac
or kish me back
or is it quiche me...
nah!
i'd rather be
baksheeshed

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 1, 2005
Cleverly constructed, Tova; and to me, very meaningful. Thank you. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Patricia Gomes
Reviewed on April 1, 2005
Your choices are limited:

Your credit check found you noncreditible.

Outbursts of anguish will not be tolerated. / We are not responsible.

Chalk those up to lines I wish I'd written first ... fabulous!




Reviewed by The Smoking Poet
Reviewed on October 14, 2004
Tova, this kind of depression actually made me laugh. Bad?

Then again...

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on April 2, 2004
I too have visited a few "romance restaurants" where I posted my own "going out of business" signs. LOL

Very creative way to depict deadbeat relationships!

blessin's, Tova, I love stuff like this!
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on March 31, 2004
And don't forget to sample the ham and zoloft on rye!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 30, 2004
excellent black humor!

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on March 30, 2004
This is great! I'd love to give this to someone at work! (She complains a lot).

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 30, 2004
Tova, good to see you posting, you are not on that often, but when you are, you are forever kicking ass...like with this neat one, I love it, I am sending this around to a few others I know in the den if you don't mind it is so cool! Peace thru Humor, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Vicky Jeter
Reviewed on March 30, 2004
Hi Tova
Haven't connected with you in a while. The symbolic associations in this are sooo powerful. Congrats to you, my friend. Vicky

Reviewed by Larry Rochelle
Reviewed on March 30, 2004
Quite the cool and psychological cafe. Reminds me of THE EAGLES' song, HOTEL CALIFORNIA.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on March 30, 2004
LOL - this is great! I'd like to print a 1,000 and hand them out to every complainer - starting with myself! Thanks.


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