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If fish can give pedicures
by S Phillips → (All Poetry by S Phillips)
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of all the things we hear, fish giving pedicures; leeches, bees, maggots lending themselves toward healing--what's next!?


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if fish can give pedicures
can fireflies swarm my shoulder
easing pain with warmth and glow
any hour day or night out of season

if crickets can chirp to us
the temperature outdoors
can they regulate mine
put an end to
 hot flashes

if I lock gaze with a giraffe
can I gain its grace and balance
then walk the line like Johnny Cash
as if balance were mine all along

if I hold sugar in my hands
can I attract a parade of ants
able to transfer strength
so I can carry things many times my size

if I should I touch a dolphin snout 
can I gain a sonar-sort ability for
finding things I lose any given day
like my car in the parking lot--where is it right now


What about that?

if crossword puzzles & re-learning Sign Language
fail to recapture memory--shall I go watch
elephants at the zoo or at wavelit dot com
I hear elephants are ace at memory
and I'd like to ace memory too

what will help make me
all I can be...
...if fish can give pedicures

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "If fish can give pedicures"
Reviewed by Susie McCray (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Man, these sound like good ideas. Great write.

Reviewed by Shedding Light
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
These are some wonderful thoughts, and a very beautiful write.

Harold M. Nash

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Wonderful thoughts I liked the fact you share them with us in such a natural style and way. The photo is beautiful too. You have done a supreme job on this poetry and should win another award for it. It is my type of poetry and I love your style throughout all your posts. Great work, great gal, I'd say often.

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on August 6, 2008
Two for two--good poems, that is. Your mind certainly raises interesting questions! I must look for an elephant posthaste!

Connie

Reviewed on August 5, 2008
IF they would...could we? Interesting and amusing thoughts in your poem, Sue!
I saw on TV where baby piranha are placed in a foot-bath with your feet and peck-away at your foot's dead skin - cleansing and massaging at the same time. I think I'll just keep scrubbing my own feet, thank you :o)
Blessings - Micke

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on August 5, 2008
Ahhhhh! The magic "IF". If this, then that. A cute poem and it certainly sparks a wish list.

Reviewed by Todd-Michael St. Pierre (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2008
Good one Sue :-) !!!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 1, 2008
Cute and yet you allow your mind to explore new realms of understanding and knowledge in such a graceful way....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on August 1, 2008
i am not sure i could let fish nibble on my feet!! fun write!


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