I Found Jesus On A Billboard

By Jim Stewart c 1989

I was feeling kinda lonesome

I was feeling kinda bad

Looking back upon this troubled life I had.

When suddenly it came to me

While standing underneath this sign.

I found Jesus on a billboard

With a one nine hundred line.

I found Jesus on a billboard

With a one nine hundred line.

Visa and mastercard accepted

Almost all the time.

But if you need to reach him in a hurry

You can use american express.

I found Jesus on a billboard with a one nine hundred line.

While the phone was a ringing

I was wondering what to say.

Should I ask him how he's doing

Or talk about my judgement day.

But when his voice came on the telephone line

This is what I heard him say

"Leave your name and number boy

I'll get back to you some day."

I found Jesus on a billboard

With a one nine hundred line

Visa and Mastercard accepted

Almost all the time

If you need to reach him in a hurry

You can use American Express

I found Jesus on a billboard

With a one nine hundred line.